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newman

Jerry's fat annoying neighbor on the show Seinfeld, he works as a postman and he is a good friend of Kramer, and sometimes joins Kramer in his "get rich quick" schemes.
Newman is also responsible for bringing fleas into jerry's apartment as seen on the show.
His actor is Wayne Knight.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.

by Mario-Dx August 15, 2007


newman

a school for battymen kmt imagine finishing your sats and being like when i grow up i wanna finish men its too fruity only like 2 teachers have back and the other male teachers are onc sneeze from dying

roadman 1: aye whoose that battyman there is he skunked???
roadman 2: alie fam mans moving like james charles ho must go newman

roadman 1:he deffo goes newan

by not a newman battyboy 🤮 November 22, 2020


newman

An adjective meaning the greatest thing EVER.

Tom: Did you watch The Godfather last night?
Greg: Yeah, it was totally newman!

by Thomas Toles October 20, 2007


newman

A gay boy who rims older daddie males.

Tbar got newmanned last night.

by reverend horton heet September 06, 2009


newman

1.A newman is a mexican pothead

2.could a small asian boy

1. that guy juan is such a newman

2. look at that little newman

by Chim Ritchels May 03, 2006


newman

(to nehw-mahn)-v., to engage in socially awkward behaviors such as preying upon college-aged females; to arrive at events in which one is unwelcome; to aggrandize oneself with items such as $500 italian suites, nipple rings, motorcycles, chin pubes, and oversized pick-up trucks; to attempt to impress females via parallel parking into incredibly tiny spots; to engage in hawk-like behaviors between disappearing acts. (other variations to newmanize, newmanate, newmaner, newmanizingly, newmanation, newmanicious, newmanous)

"I totally got newmanned last night"
"His newmanating is really obnoxious"
"Dude, you are being newmanicious"
"Stop newmannating, seriously"

by XTMGL April 28, 2008


Newman

Newman is not an aquatic animal but in fact a living breathing human. Newman usually have exceptionally good looks, which make people hate on him. Sometimes Newman's looks can even get the boys to turn gay towards him. Even though Newman sometimes gets bullied, he is still a strong individual. Newman is an overall great person and someone you should definitely hook up with if you get the chance. Most of the time, Newman is used as a surname, but people who have Newman as a surname are betas. People who have Newman as their first name are the true alphas. Newmans' usually have the best taste of music. If he recommends you a song you should definitely listen to it.

Person 1: Damn I hate this bitch Newman, he's stealing all the hoes. I don't want his sloppy seconds.

by artifishal November 16, 2019