From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.
EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:
"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."
SPECIFIC USE:
"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.
im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.
Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.
Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!
the act of being a noob, except adding "cake" for a more humorous effect (coined by M.R.Gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)
dude, you are such a noobcake.
It's the same as calling someone a noob but just adding cake on the end for no reason
An extreme noob. Often used as an insult to an opponent in an online video game. Literally means "bad cake", and no one wants a bad tasting cake, just like no one likes a noob.