if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast
unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. Must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ LBS. No attractive attributes must be present to qualify. Mustache BONUS!!
Remember that ugly ass chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. That bitch is OBEAST now!!
A person that is so obease that it is beastly. Fatness that is beyond "human" dimentions. A really, really fat and ugly person.
"Man, look at that obeast - that is one fat fucker"
an overweight person in the black vernacular
Shaquanda: "Yo momma is obeast"
Leroy: "yea she is a beas"
An individual who is so fat he or she looks like a beast.
When Yung Ho came from Asia to New York she saw that compared to Asians most New Yorkers were fat, but when she visited Texas she saw that a lot of Texans were obese and some were what her boyfriend called "obeast" (so fat they look like a beast).
"At least they're very happy eating more than their fair share of food—every day!" her Mother said. "Do the math," her cousin said, "if—for example—a woman whose optimum weight is 100- pounds and she's 50-pounds overweight, every day she's gotta eat the amount of food which one-and-a-half people of her optimum weight eat. Do food sellers like fat people? They love them.
obeast is when someone is obese or overweight but also a beast. (a chad).
SCENARIO 1
Person 1: Damm Uncle Iroh is the best character from ATLA.
Person 2: Yeah, he's the ultimate obeast.
Person 1: Say what?
SCENARIO 2
Person 1: Wow that guy is so fat.
Person 2: He is such a chad tho.
Person 3: What an obeast!