pair

The set of breasts on a woman, usually commented on as a whole.

Dude, check out the pair on that babe!

pair

A set of two cards that share the same number or face value.

Two 2's is a bad pair, but two Aces is the best starting hand.

pair

A dude's two testicles.

This guy is such a wuss, he acts like he doesn't even have a pair.

pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

pair

two guns

he took his pair out showing two chromed out desert eagles

Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

Paire

"Paire" is a fan-created word coined to describe the relationship between the two characters Peter Petrelli (uncle) and Claire Bennet (niece) from serial "Heroes". Paire is not canon but fans of Paire don't care about it.

1st Girl: Oh, I want to kill Tim Kring (creator/writer of Heroes)!
2nd girl: Why?
1st girl: He didn't make Paire!