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PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.
Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.
A titslap.
To be smeared by a pap.
To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.
A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.
Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.
"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"
"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."
A term used to express a loving or affectionate encounter, usually among bros. A warm embrace or general physical contact among friends.
Never to be used negatvely or for hateful purposes.
Sam: "Ah Adam, get over here so I can give you a big ol' papsmear!"
Adam: "Smear that pap Sam!"
*embraces*
Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.
Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.
Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza
Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear
Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.
"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life