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When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!
when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.
Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.
when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.
You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.
When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.
When the orgasm is so good you can't move
Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed
A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".
Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.