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Pilafed

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

by Rake September 04, 2018


Pilaffing

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

by Trmnllcphillips August 31, 2018


Pilaf

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

by cbreader August 28, 2008


rice pilaf

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

by Refrax559 December 27, 2012


Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021


pilaffed

Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.

"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."

by Terri Kloth September 05, 2008


pilaf

when something is nice or cool, like pilaf in the dining hall.

dude that’s pilaf as hell

oh, pilaf, nice!

by mysterybitch222 January 11, 2024