Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF
Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!
"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"
verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.
see also: pilfer, steal, swipe
"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."
Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.
hella atractive parent i'd like to get fucked by
(mostly gender neutural like nob-binary or agender)
aka non-binary/agender dilf you'd like o get pegged
also called pilfy
person 1 - why do you keep flirting with my parent?
person 2 - because they are a pilf
person 1 - ok you are worrying me friend