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planter

Old lingo dating from the 19th century to describe owners of plantations and slaveholders of large estates worked by slaves as southerners and planters were too lazy and retarded to do any such work. During the civil war planers and their extended family were known to cuckhold/cuck southern confederate soldiers and then they would bear there bastards while confederate barbarians were fighting to end america, freedom, and civilization on their behalf.

planter

by TheS August 11, 2022


planter

A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.
An action that results in a face plant.

"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"

by leonAzul May 03, 2008


planter

someone who grows mad weed trees in their house. usually really expensive. they grow in their pools, basments, gardens, etc...

they make alot of money.
and shank people who steal their shit

stoner 1:im gonna steal that niggas haze

stoner 2: damn nigga dont do that he shank yo ass, he be a planter

by black lungs May 20, 2005


A Planter

When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.

Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow.

Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter.

by SheckyMcFerris December 15, 2010


Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015


Planters

Planters is an adjective used to describe someone who has large nuts.

Girl:ooh you got some nice planters I like it.
Boy:Ya thanks

by Blake’s dad August 27, 2020


Planters

Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.

"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."

by J 'Sak December 17, 2008