A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.
Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.
"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."
PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.
Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption