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When having anal sex and the guy pulls out with a loud pop coming from the asshole
I accidentally scared my roommates last night with a pop-socket coming from my girlfriend
When you put your thumb inside your foreskin and rip it out so it makes a "pop" noise
"Hey man, did you hear how loud that pop socket was!?"
When you pop your pussy so much grape popsicle juice comes out and makes your partner all stick. YUCK!!! whenever you pop socket 3 grape popsicles die
Girl: I’m gonna pop socket. Guy: all over me yah
When you pop your pussy so much grape popsicle juice comes out and makes your partner all stick. YUCK!!! whenever you pop socket 3 grape popsicles die
Girl: I’m gonna pop socket. Guy: all over me yah
The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.
Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.
A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.
Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.