fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem
look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.
The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.
Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?