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The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.
Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.
Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!
Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.
Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.
Dude 2: Whys that.
Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party
turn the car around, im having pre party nerves!!!
Making sure that you go to a party/wedding very content by having a pre party orgasm.
Hey baby! Are you down for a pre party orgasm before we leave for the wedding?
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Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"