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The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.
Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating
when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done
mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom
Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.