When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.
Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.
Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”
Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”
Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”