R.O.I.

acronym for Return On Investment
- applied to sexual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman's favor. (Ex: . Usage Note: The person who receives the ROI does not have to be the person that put the time in. Ex: Jason spent months taking Laura out and spent lots of money, but his friend Mike got the ROI. Editor's Note: thanks are due to Jason Cox for creating this term

After 14 dates worth of dinners and drinks he still had not received his R.O.I.

r.o.y.

r=rumor,o=on,y=yard roy=rumor on yard. roy is a part of a type of prison slang pronounced roy

"I'm gonna start a r.o.y. that im a lesbian! -Kathy Griffin

r.o.i

Return on investment

Unrealized capital gains when it comes to selling your house for a bigger price than you bought it for, is a form of r.o.i