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resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali May 24, 2007


banana resistor

In a series or parallel circuit a banana that has a certain resistance along the circuit line.

The banana resistor is about to overload.

by Your mom April 08, 2003


Infinite Resistor Ladder

A ladder circuit that is infinitely long with infinite square with resistors on each side of the squares

Person 1: I've invented a new sport: Nerd Sniping.

Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.

by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 07, 2025


Infinite Resistor Ladder

Infinitely long ladder shaped circuit with resistors on every line.

Resistor each have a value of R
The R eq = R (1 + sqrt3)

Person 1: There's a type of brain that's easily disabled if you show it an interesting problem.
Person 1: This has led me to invent a new sport called nerd sniping.
Person 1 to Person 3 walking across the street: HEYYYYYYYYYY HOW DO YOU FIND THE R eq of a INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER
Person 3 *stops walking*: hmmm so you can start by saying -
Person 2: VROOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Person 3 dies.

by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 07, 2025


Resistor

when you date a girl, so you can limit the amount of energy you give one single girl, so you don't become desperate or needy.

I am playing the field and using sienna as a resistor, so I don't come off as desperate

by nissanaltima July 21, 2024