Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.

Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!

Scheffler

A small rich white kid who doesn’t get girls and has a micro penis

Bro your being such a scheffler right now
It’s not my fault my dick is so little

Scottie Scheffler

A total mistake of an adult. One who chooses to continue to call himself Scottie despite being over the age of 12. A pancake nippled kitten diddler.

I can’t deal with Timmy anymore. He’s a real Scottie Scheffler.