to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!
Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.
“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”
It would be so shelf to stay home Friday night after I told everyone I had plans.