this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty
therefore, "shituation"
When a situation is absolutely shitty.
-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!
-"we got a shituation here"
-"why what happend"
-"someone cloged the toilet"
"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"
"Wow, that is a big shituation..."
The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert
When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.