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When a jerk-off cop tries rousting you, and you approach him the wrong way. Usually, the officer thinks you are trying to "advance" on him or his weapon.
Buddy, I will shoot you in the face if you side step me again. Keep your goddamn hands up!
When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears
You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of
the sidestep :
this is an awesome yet common move. the side-step happens when you cant wait to fuck a broad and you pull that g string to side with your finger and slide your dick in.
do you remember that broad at the bar with the skirt on? well i totally side-stepped her on top of my car.
A term used in rugby when a player with the ball, instead of side-stepping OUT of contact, runs straight through the defender usually resulting in hollering teammates and a semi concussed defender. Traditionally seen as a bad move in the sport but sought after by most players.
Benchwarmer #1: Holy shit, James just layed that guy out!
Benchwarmer #2: The Maori side-step...
To craftily avoid payment of something
'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'
The step sister of your step brother or step sister.
KAREN: This is my side-step-sister, Sherry.
JANE: Side-step-sister?
KAREN: Yes, Sherry is my step sister's step sister.
SHERRY: Hi, Jane. Did you meet Alice?
JANE: Yes.
SHERRY: Well, Karen & I are not genesisters at all. But, Alice is the step sister of BOTH Karen AND I. That's how Karen and I met -- through Alice.
JANE: Okay. I get it. Neat!
The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.