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sidewinder

a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again

by Skell February 12, 2008


sidewinder

to take a shit in a urinal

That place dissed me so I left a "sidewinder" in the men's room.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003


sidewinder

aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet

the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe

ahahahahahaha u lot see mc crabwalker slipslide his way over to the bin

What a GOON that sidewinder

by pussington clam March 02, 2020


sidewinder

a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.

yo sidewinder, saw your vid!

by lol@you69 May 01, 2011


sidewinder

a high pitched fart, much like a bottle rocket shooting off.

Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder.

by jedi77 June 03, 2014


sidewinder

(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.

Also:

To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.

Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.

Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.

by elegantmaskwithafeather August 20, 2008


sidewinder

To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)

this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward!

by colleen the colon January 28, 2005