When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.
I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary
to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy
John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.
The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.
1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.
I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!
I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!