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Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).
The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.
1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.
2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.
What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts
FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"
The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.
"Mmm delicous, just a smakeral of honey."
An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care
"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"
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"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"