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When a guy mouth fucks a girl so hard, he snaps her neck.
Man, I knew Tyrone's monster cock was going to give her the snapping turtle sooner or later.
When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.
Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.
Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.
DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.
Part of the Penis Showing Game.
When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?
When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.
The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.
When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.
That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.
a jail term for a punk ass person who talks alot but dont do nothin
that foo mike is a straight up snap turtle