sneed is a common term used to describe people with extremely nerdy characteristics including pasty skin, lack of communication skills (unless online), extreme red eye, and the ability to beat any rpg in under 15 hours. Sneed's often tend to befriend other sneeds and create groups of l33t gamers who develop plans to one day conquer middle earth through the skills of a lvl 70 wizard mage.
The man who memorized pi to like 9992309470417 decimal places is a huge sneed. yet i envy him
Steve Erkel, Dexter from dexters lab, peabody, professor frink, J.R.R. Tolkien, George Lucas
short for "special need"; a person who acts like a complete retard.
Dude! Your such a sneed! I told you not to lick it! Man, next time don't be so sneedy!
When semen shoots out your nose and ass at the same time (because you were blowing men and taking it up the ass all night).
Ah man, Dan's been sneeding all day long. Musta been a rough night with his dad and uncle.
when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary
sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke
caleb:no shutup sneed
sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...
a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.
Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.
A filler adjective, noun, or, verb depending on the context and tone of the person saying it.
Me: This elevator is pretty sneedy
Stranger: Look's pretty new to me, it's fast too!