A gay-prostitute person who sells himself cheap on the street. He often provides sex in exchange for used socks he can sniff, which he usually is addicted to.
Hey you f**cking somp! Get over her so i can smell ya ass!
STINKY (or skanky) OLD MANGY PUSSY
Shut your mouth you stupid SOMP
Just like a Simp, but has a twist, a Somp is someone who thinks they are the shit and they can pull anyone but they're way of pulling females is just absolute cringe
friend "i can pull anyone watch"
you "nah bruh your a fucking somp"
a.) Porn reference literally meaning spit on my pussy.
b.) Can also be used in a less literal sense to be the female equivalent of "suck my balls" when angry with someone. For even more emphasis and feeling, can add on a b for bitch, or "SOMP-B!"
c.) Term of accomplishment and success
a.) When he pulled out that giant cock I yelled for him to SOMP cause I thought that monster meatsick was going to split me in half!
b.) I grabbed that stupid whore by the hair and told her to SOMP-B!
c.) I SOMPed all over that test!
The female version of a simp.
Verb - Somping
"Wow, Rowan is somping hard for that girl"
"Yes."
To accidently or with meaning taking a shit when really drunk in a sofa at a friend's house.
-Hey, he just shat in Alice's sofa. It's dripping from his leg.
- Oh, did the somp!
Girl #1 - when i see you imma beat that ass.
Girl #2 - whatever bitch, SOMP like your man did last night.