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You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen
jim: I got 1/10 , hbu?
judy: i got 10/10 , its because I practiced all night.
jim:YOU SPOFF!
Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.
"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"
god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...
To literally enlarge something with your mind.
Spoff! (Enlarges grape)