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Chillin' out so hard you're basically spreadin' all over the place.
- Hey, wat'cha doin'?
- Nothin'. Just spreadin'.
The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.
When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response
Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.
Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.
(v) To masterbate
Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter
A cartoon song from the disney show The Proud Family. The song is now a tiktok trend for telling people bad rumors.
Trump supporters when you bring up trump's endless amount of sexual assault and misconduct allegations, @stop spreadin' those rumors around
The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.