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The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab
Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me
To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.
Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.
The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.
Hey babe, can I squidward you later??
He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?
When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob
We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.
(verb) to squidward.
The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.
squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.
friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
My eyelash flew off
When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)
Need a dick like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
Teah: OMG did you see squidwards nose?!
Morgan:His dick smaller than my toes