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Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.
My eyes have gone sqif.
My sight's gone squiffy
An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.
The combination of a skeet and a quif
And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.
A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded
Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "
mildly intoxicated, see squiffy
It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...
Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol
An anthropomorphic squirrel's wife
Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years.