squink

The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.

I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*

squink

Contraction of squid ink;to obfuscate

He didn't really have any proof. All he did was add more squink to the argument.

squink

verb - to complain, especially about trivial matters. (squinking)
noun - a person, especially my daughter, who is "high maintenance."
Adverb - Squinky, squinkish

v. She certainly does squink a lot.
v. If you don't stop that squinking, I don't know what I'll do!
n. He pinched her cheek and declared, "You're a cute little squink!"
adv. "Stop being so squinky!" She said to the three year old.

squink

onomatopea: the sound that is produced from a squigee on a wet window.

squink squnk went the window cleaner's squigee against the wet window

squink

a wet fart, one that you can literally feel liquids coming from your ass when you fart

Ahh man I squinked myself while on that roller-coaster

squink

A cute little thing.

Your hamster is a squink.

Check out the squink across the street.

squink

Thae last little dribble of sperm after sex. Can also refer to a man of small stature that feels the need to overcompensate by putting down small children and his immediate employees so he can feel better about being short.

Honey..there is a litte squink... and ...That guy I work for is a real squink!