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jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea
moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed
*because i made this word up!
Slang for "taking a look" at something.
Person, "My leg hurts!"
Doctor friend, "Here, let me have a squizz."
A fruity vape normally over 1500 puffs
John: you got a squizz
Bob: ye course it’s blue razz
Short term for squirting jizz!
"You should have seen that girl when I left her, I squizzed all over her face!"
Projectile breast milk, usually fired with precision
She just squizzed him from 10 feet away!
A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.
That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.