Random
Source Code
Random
Slang. To fail to tip an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaurant wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
Verb: "He (erroneously) thinks the pizza driver gets the "delivery charge", so stiffs them!"
Noun: Stiffs at a bar find themselves thirstier than the good tippers.
those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
50's slang, no longer commonly used..
"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)
that fit girl at running club, she thinks everything is a race
and is really scabby
shes a devil in the bedroom
stiffs is a sperm burping tavern wench!
A phrase to yell when things are going well.
When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"
Top/head or brain to give or receive.
She said she gave me stiff I never touched that bi*h
Someone (a guy) that doesn't want to talk to/pursue girls and would rather stand by themselves, thus being a stiff.
Wow, Kevin was a stiff again and stayed in the corner as a hot girl danced by herself.