You called me while I was TAFS, I'll call you back in a few minutes.
Thick As Fuck
TAF is a word to say that someone has a nice thick ass
Tits Ass Face
TAF is a word used usually my males to rate a female's main features on a scale of 0 - 10. When TAFing, you may pretty much TAF any female (whether in a movie, walking down the street, etc.). If a female is not worth TAFing, they are considered as unTAFable (usually those who have 2 or more ratings under 3).
Jimmy: Yo! TAF that girl
Daniel: 5 4 8
He is a good looking man with a huge dick and an amazing personality who gets loads of girls but is very load
Is he a taf because he is good looking