"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."
1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.
2. To die of such a disease.
1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!
2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.
The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.
Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.
the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!