turbage

The act of being pwned. Being rocked by those lower and greater than you. Complete opposite of 1337ness. Can be described as having nub-tastic abilities.

Wow Turbage you are terrible.

Turbage

Technical term used to describe the tightness and symmetry of a wound headdress typically worn by Muslims.

"Here let me help you...your turbage is as wacky as a monkey's aunt"