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N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.
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Nice miss Jacques!
No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
a person that is seeing two people at the same time.
You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!
A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.
When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!
"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"
"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"
"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"
When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.
"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."