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Definition: unexpected and inexcusable
Root: Middle daughter in heated discussion with older daughter over pool ettiquette
"You can't stick my head underwater like that, its unexpectable!"
The coolest final boss theme in the history of gaming, beating In The Final, U.N Owen Was Her, Doomsday Zone, and One Winged Angel combined!
Genius: Hey, you're back!
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME
Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.
idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!
I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.
Something that cannot be expected
Person 1: "What if Dick Cheney was our substitute teacher for the day?"
Person 2: "That's... really unexpectable."
an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'