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vegans

they just press their views on you

LITERALLY the other day went to a wedding, the bride was vegan and boom all the food was vegan 30+ people disappointed

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU IMPERIALIST VEGANS

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself October 30, 2022


vegans

Vegans: The plural of vegan.

A vegan is someone who, for political, moral, or health reasons, does not eat meat or any animal products such as milk, eggs or cheese.

Vegan: Eggs are chicken abortions!

Omnivore at the next table: I'll have a bacon and cheese omelette and a buttered bagel, please.

Vegan: *faint*

Vegans can get a bit overexcited at times.

by Dr. Moreau May 08, 2006


vegans

get easily offended at anything and is best friends with the kid that u know will do the shooting and killes grass every day on your garden

i hate those grass killing vegans

by vegans heagons February 04, 2019


Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken October 27, 2015


veganize

(v) To veganize is to modify something non-vegan to vegan with vegans awesomess.

Let's go veganize our school cafeteria!

by MariaV January 14, 2008


Vegan

People who refrain from eating any animal products (or anything derived from animal products) or using animal products such as leather, silk, or wool. It is a more strict form of vegetarianism. People who are vegan are often passionate about their veganism.

The American Dietetic Association continues to assert that a vegan diet is a healthy diet.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003


Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004