The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
Omg, the room is spinongo, i dont even remember vexing you
noun phrase
Meaning "take no offense" or "I mean no ill will towards you." Used to lessen seemingly harsh statements into a more positively-connotative context.
"No vex bro, but it seems like you are gaining a lot of weight recently."
"I did not think you would end up with a girl that hot, no vex."
Vex is Jamaican slang (patois) for to angry, to annoy.
Patois: John vex because him get lock out
English: John is upset because he got locked out
The Vex are an annoying race of time-traveling cybernetic War-Machines.
During the collapse, The Vex managed to turn Mercury into a machine in a matter of days.
Damn The Vex won't stop coming through that gate!