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wakeup

A word used to describe crystal meth in the city of Las Vegas. Likely named for the effect of Methamphetamine keeping one awake constantly.

Your grandma looks all tweaked out on that wakeup!

by Martha Lil' bit June 16, 2014


brentwood wakeup

A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California

Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"

by spacecakebrian June 11, 2010


Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 11, 2008


Wakeup Sandman

When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.

She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there

by b-Rad2008 August 27, 2008


2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

by jdizzla March 21, 2008


Wakeup Moment

When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.

Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.

by Wakeupmomentfromhell September 10, 2010


Tajiki Wakeup

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

by C-Rob April 07, 2006