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Adjective.
Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.
Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.
When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.
"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."
People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.
Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.
(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS
John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.
I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.
dilated veins hanging out of your turd hole that hurt real bad. hemorrhoids.
"Man, I gotta sit on this frikkin' donut thing cuz these walnuts are hangin' out my ass."
When a man sticks his finger up his ass-hole in order to tickle his prostate, causing an instant, extreme orgasm. The prostate (looking like a walnut) is commonly used as a sex toy for vietnamese people.