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weasel

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

by jak February 14, 2003


weasel

A being so slippery he could worm his way out of any situation. Also has small balls.

A Hindocha is a prime example of a weasel. Has rat like features

by A Choo April 04, 2008


weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

jon is a fucking weasel!!

by Jason D April 18, 2006


weasel

A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.

Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel

by Ryan Too sick October 18, 2010


weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005


weasel

A little annoying dude who will usually scam people out of money etc.

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
Weasel:Hahaha

by CombatWombat August 09, 2003


weasel

best animals ever, they are much better than ferrets

Lily and Esmé are weasels, they are better than everyone

by weasela December 30, 2016