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wilf

Wife I would like to fuck.

Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.

by coppertop December 13, 2003


wilf

"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied

by reiles January 04, 2009


wilf

Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck

Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!

by Wilf November 29, 2003


wilf

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

by E R D April 16, 2007


wilf

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

by klesk April 29, 2012


wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

by Mesus June 27, 2006


wilf

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

by youtouchmytralala October 16, 2007