An accurate replacement of won’t.
Person 1: Are you sure he willn’t steal the candy?
Person 2: Of course! I’m sure he willn’t
means the same as won’t just sounds stupider
“i willn’t participate in your stupid plan
The Bogard Missouri contraction for will not. Those hillbillies don’t speak English! It is also used religiously through Tallgrass Energy’s operations team.
We willn’t be having another old fashioned before we drive home tonight!