Kaiana why you always on tik tok and trendy stuff, you zoomer-
someone who zooms e.g. a zoomer
jef: fortnight is dead
steev (who is a 95 yr old boomer): ok zoomer
In parts of southeast Michigan, Person who is tells tall tails and shows off..flashy person. Originally a person who drives around alot.
Ever since he got his car hes become such a zoomer.
A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.
ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.
Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.
John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."
A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.
"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"
To go out and have a mare. Ie a shit weekend.
Aw mate what a zoomer I had last night.
Haha did you see that bird u were with last night, you had a zoomer!