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A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.
I broke up with Daniel because I'm just a bang mommy to him.
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Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.
An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.
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shoving one's fist up one's ass. Similar to fisting only a funnier word.
hey sailor... wanna go home and arm barn me?
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An poplar ancient science where one learned how to spell correctly. It was a very important part of human communication all the way up until the invention of Spell Check, after which nobody really cared.
Who cares about spelling? The computer is going to correct it anyway.
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National "Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day"
Hey everybody, it's November 1! Let's see what dumbass holiday the Urban Dictionary people post as their Word of the Day for November 1 today!
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Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.
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A term of endearment for men under 5’9. Many use it for their favorite male celebrity/youtuber/etc who are under 5’9.Popularized by cody ko and Noel Miller in their videos. Short King and manlet aren’t interchangeable. Manlet is more of an insult towards short men in general or for short men who are insecure about their height and try to make up for it by acting more masculine(like body building and lifting)
“Cody ko is such a short king!”
“ I know right? Short kings only”
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