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"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".
Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.
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the person who said this thinks ur mad sexy and probably wants to shoot their shot. not to be confused with, "please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch"
do not ignore the person who says hey lol.
i will personally track you down and turn your tonsils into spaghetti.
*guy posts a hot pic on ig most likely wearing rings*
girl: hey lol
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A baby bat is a person who has discovered Goth, but is unfamiliar with the scene. They often listen to Goth music, and have distinctive 'Goth' tastes (an interest in the occult, macabre acadaemia, a love for the Victorian/Georgian societies) but haven't yet become acclimatised to being non-mainstream.
Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:
Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.
a) "Check that emo!" "That's not an emo, that's a baby-bat." "How can you tell?" "She's got a Bauhaus patch. No emo listens to Bauhaus."
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Abbreviation for "is that your dog". A common opening message in online dating referencing a person's photo with a dog which may or may not belong to them. Variations include ITYG ("is that your goat"), ITYK ("is that your koala"), and ITYC ("is that your camel").
Person 1: ITYD?
Person 2: NMD. But I like animals.
Person 1: You cad.
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1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.
2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'
2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
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Reg flag indicates something problematic that you can see in advance
🚩 Her profile says "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" 🚩
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A worker, often temporary, who crosses a strikers' picket line, going to work in place of the strikers.
The scabs had their cars egged when they arrived at the factory.
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