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porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 9, 2015

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water slapper

A swimmer

A kid in my class is a water slapper

by jgyhsref January 22, 2020

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expotential

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

by brownsuite September 24, 2011

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bricked up

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

by real_philly February 11, 2020

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Whale Tail

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

by garv November 10, 2003

3863πŸ‘ 683πŸ‘Ž


Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

1695πŸ‘ 240πŸ‘Ž


cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

1665πŸ‘ 576πŸ‘Ž